Footballers Doing Ordinary Things

From the publisher:

They might have shit loads of money. Wear daft clothes. And drive mad cars. But footballers aren’t too dissimilar to ya Big Daves. Ya admins. Yaself. Just normal people. Who are half decent at kicking a ball about. And getting up and down a pitch. They all put the bins out. Stack the dishwasher. And do the big shop. They’re all human. Except Messi. Different breed him. They’re just lucky they didn’t have dodgy knees at the age of 16. Alright for some. They’re footballers, and they do ordinary things. Just like the rest of us. Into ‘em.

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