{"product_id":"the-funniest-football-quotes-ever","title":"The Funniest Football Quotes... Ever!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the publisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom Brian Clough to Wayne Rooney, football managers and players have entertained us with some hilarious sound bites over the years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 250 side-splitting quotes and quips from the beautiful game. Packed with loads of bonkers remarks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have football fans chuckling throughout the season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“I’ve been consistent in patches this season.” - Theo Walcott\u003cbr\u003e“I’m not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless.” - Simon Jordan\u003cbr\u003e“It’s great to get that duck off my back.” - Gary Cahill\u003cbr\u003e“If that’s a penalty, then I may as well say I’m Alec McJockstrap and wear a kilt.” - Ian Holloway\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe author:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGordon Law has written best-selling books on sport and has authored titles on history and popular culture. As a journalist, he has written for the Premier League, Virgin Media and a number of English national newspapers and magazines. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e---\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product_spec\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e20 x 13 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003ePaperback\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e106 pages\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product_spec\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eNovember 2020\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eEnglish\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product_spec\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e‎\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e ‎\u003c\/span\u003e9781917744157\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Gordon Law","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58034265817469,"sku":null,"price":6.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0271\/5149\/9341\/files\/2026-04-1315.33.50.jpg?v=1776092318","url":"https:\/\/stanchionbooks.com\/products\/the-funniest-football-quotes-ever","provider":"Stanchion","version":"1.0","type":"link"}